A Very Happy Ending

BOYSLUT ISSUE 29: One of the most boring press trips in my life had an unexpected surprise at a massage parlor.

I love a good press trip. They’ve taken me to new and exciting places across the United States, from Alaska to Miami. But once in a while, I get offered a trip to somewhere exceptionally boring. Typically, I pass, but when I’ve been in New York for a few months and a weekend getaway sounds like the perfect escape, I accept. (Writing this mid-pandemic, I…