The BISLUT party is Saturday, April 9. I repeat, THE BISLUT PARTY IS SATURDAY, APRIL 9!
You wonderful sluts have been hitting me up with some questions, and I’m going to answer them all here.
Tickets are still available. I’m not sure for how much longer, so go and get them now!
Do I have to be a member of Hacienda to attend?
You do not have to be a member of Hacienda in order to attend. If you are not a member, use this link to purchase. The access code to purchase a ticket is “BISLUT22”. Still, I recommend you become a member of Hacienda because Hacienda is fucking awesome. If interested, you can apply here.
If you are a member of Hacienda, go through their site to purchase a ticket to BISLUT.
How does BISLUT differ from other sex parties?
I really wanted to create a sex party/community space where bi/pan men could bring their female/trans/NB partners and feel welcomed. As I bi guy myself, I’ve felt very uncomfortable bringing past girlfriends to gay bars, and I would never bring them to a gay sex party. This is a space where bi men can be with their partners of all genders! It’s also a place for heteroflexible, homoflexible, “mostly straight,” and fluid folks to explore. You can fuck men, women, nonbinary folks, and anyone else your heart desires!
I also am very excited to see all the women whose jaws drop to the floor watching a ton of dudes suck and fuck each other. (Can you tell I love being fetishized?)
Are all genders and sexual orientations welcome?
In case that last section didn’t make it clear, yes! This party is open to all genders and sexual orientations.
(Photo by @anotherselfmachine)
Do I need to show proof of COVID vaccination to get in?
Yes, you do! I know that’s no longer a requirement by the state, but it is a requirement to get into this party.
What do I wear?
Anything sexy and slutty, baby. Jocks and thongs are heavily encouraged. Kink gear, fishnets, leather, latex, and lace are encouraged. Cock rings are also encouraged. Toys are encouraged. Everything is fucking encouraged.
Will there be goodies/merch/sex toys?
There will be a TON of goodies. I have about 100 goodie bags with merch, sex toys, lubes, undies, and more. Get there early to make sure you get a bag.
Is it BYOB?
Yes, and that’s why the tickets are a little bit pricier. But do bring all the alcohol/liquor/beer/White Claw/Four Lokos you want to drink and hand it over to the lovely bartenders behind the bar. They will put your name on your alc and serve it to you the entire night. (Don’t worry, we got ice and mixers.)
Please note that if you do get too drunk, I will kick you out. Consent and safety are of the utmost importance, and when you’re drunk you’re putting yourself and others at risk. When that’s the case, you gotta go.
When should I get there?
Doors open at 10 and close at midnight. (Meaning you can’t attend past midnight.) I recommend you come between 10 and 11.
(My hairy little booty!)
Consent and safety
This party utilizes enthusiastic consent! You need to explicitly state what you would like to do with a potential sex partner, and receive a “fuck yes” before you touch, kiss, suck, fuck, peg, finger, eat out, or anything else. I know some of you boys are used to gay sex parties that use opt-out consent. (This is when it’s okay to touch first, and if someone doesn’t like it, they’ll tell you to stop.) Don’t get me wrong, I love a good place that uses opt-out consent, but that’s not what’s happening here at BISLUT. This party is all about ehthusastic consent!
We will have a fabulous slutty angel at the door upon entry. She will ask for your ticket, proof of vax, and then give you a quick schpiel about the space and also delve into consent. We will also have guardians you can speak to throughout the evening in case you at any point feel uncomfortable. Feel free to grab them or me, even if I’m in the middle of taking loads. FYI, guardians will be distinguishable by having bright-colored, glowing armbands. I will be distinguishable by my red hair. (I’M A REDHEAD NOW!)
In the mood to just cuddle?
You can! We have a non-playroom that had a big ol’ king bed for cuddle puddles and chilling. If you start to get frisky, you’ll have to cum join me downstairs.
Is there a hot tub?
Yes, and people will be naked in it. Please don’t blow each other in the hot tub. There’s only so much chlorine can do. The only exception is if you’re blowing me. I’ll allow it. There will be towels provided, but you may want to bring your own.
Zach, are you performing something outrageous again?
Why yes, yes I am. And I actually need a few fellas to help me out. If you got a big ol’ schlong and want to be in my performance, please send me an email.
Who else is performing?
The love of my life, Torro Royale, will be performing as well! I will be drooling front and center as she performs a slutty burlesque routine. You don’t need to tip me—you can give me just the tip—but please do tip her. Make it RAIN.
Is there a coat check?
Yes, what type of sex party would we be without a coat check? Also, you can and should tip her. That poor woman has to watch all of us fucking and can’t join. Heartbreaking! So at least let’s help her make some extra coin.
Zach, are you actually going to take loads?
Depends on how my stomach is feeling. Will my Jewish anxiety inhibit me from becoming a power bottom? Stay tuned to find out!
LOVE YOU ALL, AND I AM SO DAMN EXCITED!
Xoxox,
Your Boyslut