My Birthday Is in Three Days, and I Think You Know What I Want...
Obvi dick and titties in my face, but also something else.
My birthday is in three days! (Yes, I am a PROUD Gemini.) I’ll actually be in Missoula, Montana on June 18th for two events. One is a little in-conversation for Boyslut: A Memoir and Manifesto, and the other is a queer sexual health panel I’m moderating. If you happen to live in Montana, come through!
Alas, I shan’t be celebrating my 32nd birthday this year in NY, but because I’m a greedy bisexual, I’d still love to receive gifts… and I have a feeling you know what they are: You purchasing a copy of Boyslut (and writing an honest review if you love it. If you don’t have the time to write a review, just give it some stars, baby!)
I can attest that my book makes for a great gift you can give to friends! I’ve also learned that many readers have masturbated while reading Boyslut: A Memoir and Manifesto. (Honestly, I’m surprised because it’s not nearly as raunchy as the zine.)
Or, you can purchase a subscription to this zine or even gift one to a friend!
If funds are tight, why not just join me at the Museum of Sex on June 22nd? It’s a free event. Tickets aren’t required. You don’t need to RSVP. Just show up. Have a couple of drinks, flirt with some cuties, and make out a little bit.
I also will have fifty goodie bags filled with some surprise sex toys (that you can stick up your butt). The goodie bags will also have some branded Boyslut merch because why the hell not? Bite: Home of the Gay Donut will be catering some delicious boyslut donuts. And I am going to be wearing either a jock or thong with shorts so tight, you’ll get a full moose-knuckle.
Anyway, I want to thank each and every one of you for subscribing and for supporting me and my work! Cheers to making 32 the best (and sluttiest) year of my life yet!
Xoxo,
Zachary Zane