I Was a Horny Mess at the Burn...Until I Fucked the Masked, Cum-Soaked Man in the Swing
Everyone is at Burning Man this week except you and me. So I figured I’d write about a raunchy experience from my time on the playa in 2019.
I love Burning Man. I believe it has some of the best art in the world, and many folks there are bi and poly, so I feel right at home. However, there is one big issue: I often don’t get to fully appreciate all the art and installations because I am a horny mess on the playa. Not a little bit horny—I’m talking jaw-dropping, eyes-popping, AWOOGA horny.
Everyone is half-naked or completely nude. Tits, booties, pussies, and dicks are out and about. Penises flop while fighting in the Thunder Dome. Titties bounce on bikes. And the asses. Not just beautiful, plump, and delicious; they’re often adorned in some outrageously skimpy, bedazzled thong. (I can only handle so much erotic stimulation!)
Yes, this nudity is a form of self-expression. It’s about removing ourselves from societal prisons! It’s anti-capitalist! Free love! (Some other shit!) Still, even though nudity is presented in a non-sexualized manner, you all know me. And if there’s one thing I’m going to do, it’s sexualize something sexless.
Alas, there are many hindrances when it comes to actually having sex on the playa. You’re covered in dust. It’s hot. You’re sharing a tent with multiple folks. And you’ve been on god knows which drugs, so your stomach is in shambles. (And the idea of douching in a porta potty sounds worse than the seventh layer of hell.)
So, despite wanting to fuck any and everyone at The Burn, I instead focus on dancing until my poor feet are in agony. Then I wander for an hour trying to figure out where I parked my bike, and eventually, I make my way back to camp.
Or at least, that was my MO until I learned of the Down Low Club, a camp at BM since 2009.
I, for one, love an arguable offensive name (*Boyslut* *cough* *cough*), so I knew I had to check out the DLC. That and, well, the description of their camp also piqued my interest.
Here’s their camp description from this year though I remember it being very similar in 2019.
“Open 24/7 all week at 7:15 GDP, Down Low Club provides the adult 18+ Gay, Bi & Curious men of the Playa a discreet, enclosed, air-cooled tent that's away-from-home, away-from-prying-eyes and fully equipped for erotic man-to-man play. Whether you're a player or just want to observe and check things out, all adult 18+ men on the Playa are welcome. At Down Low Club, our credo is ‘What happens at Burning Man, stays at Burning Man…’"
Alrighty then, you have my attention!
Off on a daytime solo adventure, I wasn’t looking for the DLC, though, as fate would have it, I happened to stumble upon the massive tent. The sun was beating down, my calves were aching, my sunburn was scabbing, and I was dehydrated despite repeatedly refilling my camelback. Nevertheless, I was horny. I had not cum in four days. This may not seem like much to you, but for me, a Boyslut, that is a lifetime.
I entered the massive tent and was immediately hit with a blast of cool air. The tent may, in fact, have been the coldest space in all of Burning Man. The room was dark, but I could hear a chorus of soft grunts and moans in the distance. I ventured off into the first room to see a cub on his knees blowing a polar bear. With his long white beard and belly, the man getting head looked eerily similar to Santa Claus. They both looked up at me, and then Santa took the cub by his head and pressed him back down on his jolly cock.
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