My First Time Trying Electro-Play Was to Save My Testicle

It kinda worked...

Author’s note: I am not a doctor, nor do I pretend to be. If you have testicular pain, be smarter than me and see a goddamn doctor.

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Do you know that pain you get in your nuts after you’ve been fucking for a long time? It’s a blue ball-adjacent pain, and you can actually feel the tense muscle (or tendon?) where your leg meets the top of your groin. Then that pain shoots down to one of your testicles.

If you are not familiar with this uncomfortable sensation, count your blessings. If you are, you know that it eventually disappears on its own. It’s never serious, but sometimes, the sensation takes a moment to dissipate. And when it’s taking its sweet time, you can’t help but think, Fuck, do I have to go to the ER?

Well, that night, I was not going to the ER. It was simply not an option. I was with my poly cult in the Poconos for a weekend of sexual debauchery, and a little teste pain wasn’t going to stop all the fun. 

Besides, I think I knew why I got the pain this time. I had just finished getting pegged while I was on my back in a C-shape position. My bent legs were so far behind me, my knees were touching the floor. (God, I really am a great bottom.) I think I somehow squished my testicles. Is that a thing? Unclear, but I did know there was an electro-play scene happening near me. 

Maybe I could shock my nut back into place? I thought to myself. (Yes, my logic was sound.) 

I’ll be honest, I’m not super familiar with electro-play. It’s not something that ever appealed to me, but with my testicle on the fritz, I figured I’d give it a shot. 

I walked over to see one man, Charlie, holding onto a metal rod, which turned him into an electrical conductor, meaning that anything that touched him would cause a spark. So when Peter dragged a metal chain across Charlie’s chest, Charlie got shocked. Likewise, when Mary applied metal nails and touched him, a lightning bolt emerged from Charlie’s body and extended to the nail, shocking them both.

I found this all fascinating but not particularly arousing. See, I am not a masochist or a pain slut, like countless other people in the poly and kink community. I am a pleasure slut; I like feeling good. (I mean, I also desire to gag on dick so hard that I lose my lunch, but that’s a different kink. I am a multi-faceted Boyslut!)

Electro-stimulation enticed me because it’s not “pain” the way I traditionally think of it, but it is still rather intense. And that intensity can be transmuted into pleasure (the same mechanisms by which masochists enjoy the experience). 

And in case it wasn’t clear, I also needed to shock my ball back into place.