By Andrew Gánem
There should be warnings for giving someone head. They could be written on the base of the pubis, just high-up enough that they don’t get obscured by hair, or alongside the shaft, with a big Impact font that extends like one of those inflatable men that dance outside of car dealerships.
Nothing mean or unkind, just a heads-up, so you know…
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