Experienced Users Only

Some penises aren’t made for amateurs.

By Andrew Gánem

There should be warnings for giving someone head. They could be written on the base of the pubis, just high-up enough that they don’t get obscured by hair, or alongside the shaft, with a big Impact font that extends like one of those inflatable men that dance outside of car dealerships. 

Nothing mean or unkind, just a heads-up, so you know…