I Came Hands-Free While Getting Throat-Fucked Because I'm a Disgusting Pervert
"I couldn’t move. I couldn’t breathe. And I couldn’t experience more pleasure."
Illustration by Jason Leviere (@mister_dashing)
Heads up: This piece gets aggressive. It depicts messy, brutal throat-fuckings. If that’s not your thing, I’d skip it. But if you’re a sick fuck like me, continue on…
In my senior year of high school, I asked my dad if I could extend my curfew from midnight to 2 a.m. He paused, thoughtfully considering his response before he proceeded: “Zach, if you can tell me what good comes between the hours of midnight and 2 a.m., I will extend your curfew.”
I did not convince him. That’s because only trouble happens after midnight. Both he and I knew this.
As an adult living in NY, I think about this interaction often, especially when I’m drunk as the bar is closing. Of course, I could go to an afters, but what good would come from it besides shenanigans?
(Un)luckily, I love shenanigans, so I often say yes to going out when I really should be going home.
This is how I recently ended up, at 8 a.m. on a Saturday, scrolling through the apps to get someone to fuck my throat. I had a fun and sexy evening with some friends but didn’t cum. Sure, I probably should have just jerked off, but at this point, the rest of my weekend was already shot. Another hour wasn’t going to kill me. At least, that’s what I told myself.
So, on Sniffies, I found some dudes with some big ol’ donkey dicks and asked if they wanted to throatfuck me. Many were down, but I clarified that I needed it extra rough. I was in Cock Goblin Mode. “Hold my head down, and don’t let me come up for air. Make me gag and struggle.”
A few guys got what I was putting down, and our exchanges became very aggressive very quickly.
“I’m gonna ram it down your throat and not stop pumping.”
“I don’t care if you puke. I’m not going to stop.”
“Tears will be streaming down your face. You’re not going to be able to swallow for a week.”
I was living. (I’m also hard as a rock as I write this now. God, I love being a disgusting pervert.)
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