Two Dicks. Four Pussies. Twelve Orgasms. Explicit Details From the MMFFFF Orgy.
Bisexuals do it better.
I pride myself on knowing my strengths and weaknesses. I can confidently say that I am not a dude who knows his way around a power tool. A power bottom, yes, but not a tool. So when something around the house needs some fixing or installing, I ask my friends for help. Luckily, my friend Bradley is good with his hands, in more ways than one. When he learned my bedframe broke (from the exact reason you’re thinking), he kindly offered to come and fix it. He said he’d install blackout curtains for me, too. I wanted to repay him somehow, so I gave him three options:
1. I could take him out to dinner.
2. We hit up a strip club together, and I provide the ones.
3. I set up an MMF threesome.
Surprising no one, he picked the third option.
I had no one in particular in mind when I suggested the final option, but I figured I wouldn’t have too hard of a time finding a willing participant because Bradley is an easy sell: Tall, bearded, with glasses, Bradley looks like a member of the tribe but is not, in fact, Jewish. More importantly, he’s an excellent Dom, so most subs jump at the opportunity to play with him.
I posted to Instagram, asking if any woman would be interested in having a threesome with us. Honestly, I did it somewhat as a joke. I really didn’t think anyone would bite. Oh, how foolish! You’re all big old boysluts, just like me, and I couldn’t be more proud.
Eight women jumped at the opportunity with enthusiasm, so I did what any organizer would do: I created a Doodle poll to see the date when most of the women were available.
A clear winner emerged where four women were able to attend, so what was supposed to be an MMF had become an MMFFFF. At first, I was overjoyed, but then I realized I had never hosted an orgy this big at my new apartment. I needed to figure out a way to somehow have six people fucking simultaneously in my abode, with only one (1) queen bed. Of course, I also needed to provide snacks and alcohol. Can you have an orgy without a charcuterie board? No, you cannot. You need to have meats and cheeses for days! You need mixers. You need beers, hard seltzers, and cannabis. And that’s just on the food and beverage side. You also need candles—ambiance is key, a playlist that gets everyone in the mood, and sex toys. Needless to say, I’m covered on the latter, but you also need to make sure those bad boys are clean, charged, and ready to buzz.
It takes planning and preparation to throw an orgy, and I had a reputation to uphold. Still, I was a little lost on where we could fuck. We could fuck on my couch, but I wanted everyone to be in the room together. I didn’t like the idea of half of the people fucking in my bedroom and half in my (tiny) living room. I feared that would keep us separated, and I wanted everyone to play together. I wanted to get turned on watching a ton of sexy bi women eating each other out while getting pegged as I get blown with a finger up my ass.
Is that really too much to ask?
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