BOYSLUT PARTY IS TOMORROW (10/20)
All your questions about the party, answered.
The BOYSLUT party is tomorrow, Wednesday, October 20. I repeat, THE BOYSLUT PARTY IS TOMORROW!!!
(Look at this old pic of my booty! It’s gotten so much bigger since then!)
This will be the last party that’s exclusive to men. The next party will be for all genders. So boys, get it while it’s hot. Take dem loads. Make that booty shake. Let’s gag on some peen, together, as a family.
You guys have been hitting me up with some questions, so I figured it’s best to answer them here.
First things first, tickets are still available. I’m not sure for how much longer, so go and get them now!
Second, you don’t need to be a member of The New Society for Wellness (NSFW) in order to attend. However, I do suggest that you apply for membership because NSFW throws some hot-ass parties.
Third, the first 15 folks who arrive will get some sex toys! I got some new goodies for y’all: cock rings, lubes, male masturbators, butt plugs, prostate massagers—the works! (A lot of these toys cost more than the cost of a ticket, FYI.)
Fourth, I will be performing—either a spooky number or living singing. I haven’t decided yet. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE? LET ME KNOW!
Fifth, the incredibly sexy Blaine Petrovia will be on pole. Hopefully my pole, but most definitely the large metal pole swinging and shaking his perfect booty. If you haven’t seen Blaine, you need to. He is so freakin’ talented. Every time I see him, I fall in love.
Remember, this party isn’t just a pump-and-dump. It’s a community space for bi, queer, and gay men. Expect to make friends AND take loads.
Can’t wait to see y’all there.