Bad Kissers, Straight-Gay Sex, and (Almost) Nudes
BOYSLUT ISSUE 33: I've been dropping the ball on sharing Sexplain It columns. Also, sexy photos! Giving the people what they want!
Instead of writing an erotic essay this week, I worked on book proposal edits for the BOYSLUT memoir, where there will be even more sexy, serious, and thoughtful essays. That’s why I’m keeping this week’s newsletter short and sweet.
Besides, nothing I write can compare to the historic week it’s been. Of course, I’m talking about Bernie Sanders at the inauguration, and also, everywhere else across the globe.
I have to say, Bernie at the Dick Dock is by far my favorite of the memes.
But I want to use this week to share some Sexplain It columns that I don’t think many of you have read. (I’ve been dropping the ball on sharing these bad boys!) Also, below are some insanely hot photos that Kevin D. Hoover took because why not? The nudes from this shoot are absolutely stunning, but those, my friends, are only for me, and perhaps folks who buy me novelty chess sets.
First off, a few Sexplain It columns!
A man loves it when his girlfriend pretends to be a dude during sex, and now, even though he’s never found himself attracted to men, he’s wondering if he’s bisexual.
I Love When My Girlfriend Roleplays a Dude and Has 'Gay' Sex With Me
Okay, now this next piece I found interesting. What happened was this guy said something that’s very common during sex, but the woman he was with really seemed to dislike it. Fair enough, but now he’s freakin’ out, which I get. He’s seemingly worried about doing anything sexual moving forward.
I Said Something Weird During Sex and Now She Won’t Text Me Back
This last one y’all helped me with! This man just learned he’s a bad kisser. He went from feeling shocked to now deflated, so I spoke to him about the art of kissing.
I Just Realized I've Been an Awful Kisser My Whole Life, and I'm Spiraling
And now, some erotic photos because I got nothing else this week! Jonzu is the other sexy AF model in these pixxx.
Alright, until next week!
Xoxox,
Your Boyslut,
Zachary Zane
We want all the dirty pictures, or semi-dirty pictures.