I Lived Out My Brokeback Mountain Fantasy in Croatia
"The uncertainty of if we’d be able to have sex made me want him more. And the idea that we would fuck in a country where two men were not supposed to do it? That only made me hornier."
Thanks to Grindr and well, “Gay Rights,” sex is no longer a scarce commodity in the west. If you’re trying to get dicked down, you can send a pic of your hairy hole to 20 nearby men. At least one will be down to come over and breed it. If you’re lucky, you’ll catch the interest of five guys. Then, it’s a party.
The relative ease to get loaded up has to be one of the best parts about being alive in 2022, considering everything else in the world is a dumpster fire.
But last year, when I was traveling with my mother and brother in Croatia, it wasn’t a piece of cake to hop online and get some cake. Despite being part of the EU, Croatia is not the most LGBTQ-friendly place. I’d go as far to say it’s relatively antagonistic towards queer people, which is interesting, considering it’s a country that makes the majority of its revenue from tourism.
But there was no way I was going two weeks without sex. How else could I get through 14 days of traveling with my family?
Alas, Grindr was dead. So too were the rest of the usual gay hookup apps. That is until we got to Hvar. Hvar is known as the party town of Croatia, but because of COVID, many venues were temporarily closed.
There, a very handsome local Croatian responded to my message on Grindr. He had a shaved head with some scruff on his face, big green eyes, full lips, and a juicy ass. He was also 6’3! Rarely do I find tall men with big booties; all the fat-assed men are on the shorter side. Don’t get me wrong, I love a pocket gay to throw around, but it’s nice to fuck someone my size once in a while.
He said there was a gay-friendly bar in town that all the locals frequent, and I should meet him there later. No set time. Just “after dinner.” How European!
(A young Boyslut in Hvar!)
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