If It Weren't for Super Smash Bros. I Wouldn’t Have Sucked My First Dick

It was over a bet of who could win three out of five matches.

I never sucked a dick. I was always the guy who got his dick sucked. It wasn’t because I was a selfish lover, or a dom top daddy, it was because I was deeply closeted. And sucking a dude’s dick felt much gayer than getting sucked off by another man. 

In college, I was sort of known for getting drunk and hooking up with guys. I was that “straight” guy who…