I Starred in a Gay Porno, 'Dirty Words'

If all goes well, I'll be the next "Right in Front of My Salad" meme.

The film stars Michael Boston, Harold Lopez, Oliver Hunt, Axel Rockham, Beaux Banks, Matty West, Travis Connor, and more.

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I’ve always wanted to star in a gay studio porno, but I’m also not a moron. I know how much work it takes to be a porn star: the long hours on set, the demand to stay erect, the need for my booty to be squeaky queen, the ability to take 10-inch dicks for hours, and the general showmanship of it all.

So, I thought I had better leave it to the professionals. Let me write my silly little stories instead.

But when porn producer, writer, and friend Ben Rush reached out, asking if I’d be interested in having a non-sex role in a feature film with Falcon | Naked Sword, I squealed. When he said the film would center around me giving sex advice to the performers, I nearly fainted.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

It was perfect. I could be on set, experiencing what it’s like being a porno without the actual stress of being a performer. (Maybe one day, y’all will see videos of me sucking and fucking, but alas, today is not that day.)

Being on set was as eye-opening as it was mouth-watering—the things I wanted to do with these sexy men…

(Harold Lopez standing, Matty West squatting, and me focusing on not popping a boner)

Now I have a few arousing essays sharing my experience of being on set (and seeing how the sausage gets made and, well, sucked) that I’m going to share in the following weeks, but that news is far less important than this: THE FILM IS LIVE!

You can get a DVD or purchase the entire video here!

Additionally, Falcon | Naked Sword has been kind enough to share a link that gives you free access to all their content for a month. (As a subscriber, one scene from the video is released weekly, so make sure to check back in to see the entire film.)

Here’s a link to the first scene!

I have a very, very strong feeling you all will heavily enjoy “Dirty Words.”

xoxo

The Boyslut